Go follow, they are the greatest thing ever oh my fuckin’ god.
Bruh. This lizard wants to fuckin’ go. He saw me through the window and now he’s posturing and shit. I’m about to go the fuck outside.
halfway through the date i knew i had to ask. i looked her right in the eyes and said “are you a parking ticket? because you’ve got fine written all over you.” she glanced down at her arms. “oh these are tattoos.”