meaganholloman

Go follow, they are the greatest thing ever oh my fuckin’ god.

theoryofwar:

danny-deneato:

Tag your horror please

Bruh. This lizard wants to fuckin’ go. He saw me through the window and now he’s posturing and shit. I’m about to go the fuck outside. 


….Yes, I did it… 

I didn’t know I needed this. Thank you for whoever submitted this.

….Yes, I did it… 

I didn’t know I needed this. Thank you for whoever submitted this.

Thor in Marvel’s Assholes Avengers Assemble

grawly:

geminicreations:

i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind

TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST I REMEMBER EVERYTHING BUT READING THESE TWEETS AGAIN AFTER SO MANY MONTHS IT ALMOST FEELS SURREAL LIKE “I CANT BELIEVE THIS PERSON IS ME”

atlasflames:

jillyfishfillet:

it’s 2014 why do boys still think girls like the smell of axe

idk bout u but i love the smell of an axe in my hands. smells like wood polish and cold iron. smells like power and fear. 

bombing:

halfway through the date i knew i had to ask. i looked her right in the eyes and said “are you a parking ticket? because you’ve got fine written all over you.” she glanced down at her arms. “oh these are tattoos.”

roseyjehan:

davidtennantspants:

I HAVE SEARCHED ACROSS THE AGES FOR THIS GIFSET

OH GOD THIS IS SO GREAT