I don’t think I’ll ever be over the fact that my stepdad described pre-serum Steve Rogers as “tiny dandelion floof of concentrated righteous fury”

when someone tells you to sit with your legs closed

Quick sketch for Reizo on FA.
I rarely post furry art here but goddamnit this turned out cute so fuck you. 

Quick sketch for Reizo on FA.

I rarely post furry art here but goddamnit this turned out cute so fuck you. 

I am a piece of literal shit. I was talking to my Uncle Mike about my upcoming wedding and we were catching up (I love all my uncles. Like, they were my older brothers growing up and I was really close to them). Well, I tell my Uncle where I live at now and he’s like, “Oh, hey, Tim got in a small fender bender right up the street from you.” (Uncle Tim is his brother and he died in a really fucking bad car wreck a few years ago). Mike follows up with, “yeah, he wasn’t a very good driver.”

TO WHICH. MY PIECE OF FUCKING TRASH SELF SAID, “Obviously.”
I DON’T KNOW IF I WANT TO CRY OR LAUGH OR FUCKINGDUFK

hellblauen:

grimecitywarchiefs:

tiddyasshandsintheair:

tiddyasshandsintheair:

proteinpills:

heartswontlie:

I swear if any of you guys actually did this I would love you forever. If you send me your number on anon I’ll message you like rn.

I did this once and it was fun lets do it again. Send me numbers!

but how can you do it to where both parties are anonymous.im down for this

I need a third party to collect the numbers and assign them to someone.
You can give the numbers anonymously to the one person and they will be the one to give them to others.

Yo I’d be down to do this. Pretty fresh.

Same^

hellblauen:

grimecitywarchiefs:

tiddyasshandsintheair:

tiddyasshandsintheair:

proteinpills:

heartswontlie:

I swear if any of you guys actually did this I would love you forever. If you send me your number on anon I’ll message you like rn.

I did this once and it was fun lets do it again. Send me numbers!

but how can you do it to where both parties are anonymous.

im down for this

I need a third party to collect the numbers and assign them to someone.

You can give the numbers anonymously to the one person and they will be the one to give them to others.

Yo I’d be down to do this. Pretty fresh.

Same^

boyking-chris:

thanks-to-the-reckless:

gray-firearms:

jeremylawson:

scoobiesnboobies:

victran:

actanonverbaus:

winneganfake:

I HAVE FINALLY FOUND THE PAINT JOB I NEED ON MY CAR.

Drooling….

legit

Imagine the fear when people are walking hella slow in front of your car and you yell “MOVE FUCKER” at them

Normally I don’t reblog newer cars, but that paint is fucking awesome.

Id fucks with it


boyking-chris this is going to be your car.

You bet your ass it will be

boyking-chris:

thanks-to-the-reckless:

gray-firearms:

jeremylawson:

scoobiesnboobies:

victran:

actanonverbaus:

winneganfake:

I HAVE FINALLY FOUND THE PAINT JOB I NEED ON MY CAR.

Drooling….

legit

Imagine the fear when people are walking hella slow in front of your car and you yell “MOVE FUCKER” at them

Normally I don’t reblog newer cars, but that paint is fucking awesome.

Id fucks with it

boyking-chris this is going to be your car.

You bet your ass it will be

thewinterizzy:

Opposite Sex (2000)

a.k.a. Chris Evans dancing to “I Will Survive” in drag.

The series chronicles the life of Jed Perry (Milo Ventimiglia), a 15-year-old boy who moves to Northern California along with his father shortly after the death of his mother. After enrolling at the prestigious Evergreen Academy, Jed finds out the school was formerly for girls that recently became co-ed. Along with Jed, two other boys attended the school; Philip Steffan (Kyle Howard) and Cary Baston (Chris Evans). The boys run into problems when the girls of the school are resistant to the changes and make it clear that their presence is unwanted.

It was initially shot in 1999 for the 1999–2000 season, but for various reasons the series was delayed until Summer 2000. The series lasted eight episodes before being canceled. It is unknown if anything from episodes 9–13 was filmed or completed. [x]

i screwed up the mask and rushed but boy do I love Twisty the Clown.

i screwed up the mask and rushed but boy do I love Twisty the Clown.

I should really learn to finish the shit I start 

I should really learn to finish the shit I start